Ignoramus by Karla Oceanak

Author:Karla Oceanak
Language: eng
Format: epub
Publisher: Bailiwick Press
Published: 2014-05-15T00:00:00+00:00

p.s. Mr. Fodder does so like jerky. I know because I asked him today. And also, he has an archery merit badge from Boy Scouts. So there.

p.p.s. My mom just reminded me that tomorrow is the class Valentine’s party. Gah! I don’t know what to do! Should I write out Valentines for everyone so I can get Valentines (and the candy that comes with them)…or should I skip both?

FRIDAY THE 13 TH…

…was a day that lived up to its reputation.

First thing this morning, in band class, Bee demanded the sketchbook.

“It’s my turn!” she sang.

“Nope. I clearly stated that lovey-dovey drawings would result in the loss of sketchbook privileges. You drew flowers and hearts.”

“Don’t be silly. I was just being me!”

“You can fill your own sketchbooks with all the insidious* romance you want. But not my sketchbook. Not anymore.”

She crossed her arms across her chest and stomped away. So that went well.

Then this afternoon we had our class Valentine’s party. I wore black and camo today, of course, and on my desk I placed a sign that said:

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